Fruit flies everywhere.
I saw on youtube that a great, proven way to get rid of a swarm of fruit flies is to take a small dish, fill it with apple cider vinegar, cover it with saran wrap, and poke some fork-holes in the top. I'm not really sure how exactly, but somehow it worked, and after about a week of this little dish full of atrocious smelling vinegar sitting atop my microwave, there are about 15, maybe 20 fruit flies floating around in there.
Now, I guess you could say that I'm a greedy bitch, because 15, maybe 20 fruit flies just wasn't enough for me. No, I had to leave out my little fruit fly graveyard day after day, in hopes of claiming even more fruit fly lives. Karma didn't like this much, and when I opened my microwave door yesterday to retrieve my glorious steaming quinoa veggie burger, that graveyard came tumbling down, dousing not only said glorious steaming quinoa veggie burger, but myself with the atrocious vinegar, which at this point, had been marinating the corpses of 15, maybe 20 fruit flies for over two weeks.
And, as if that weren't enough, the last of the fruit flies have gotten together and had copious amounts of baby fruit flies. So naturally, I'm right back to where I started. I don't think I'm mentally healed enough to get out the apple cider vinegar just yet.
I can still smell it. *shivers*